I am so cool, it’s unbearable. 

Calculators ‘n’ shit.

This is a bridge in Paris. You hang locks on it with the name of you & your boyfriend/girlfriend/best-friend then throw the key into the river. So even though the friend/relationship may end, you can’t remove the lock. It stays there forever, as relevance to someone once a part of your life.

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Never before has mouthwash made me more depressed. 

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